I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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