if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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