I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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