Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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