problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
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No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
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I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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