it wasn't lemon gatorade
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
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if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
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LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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