I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
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Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
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She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I had to cum in my sink.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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