Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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