It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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