I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
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We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
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We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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