i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
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She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
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Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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