your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
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