he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
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He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
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We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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