Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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