We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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