Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
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im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
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Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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