Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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