R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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