C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
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He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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