I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
