No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
dude. I can hear the air.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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