on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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