is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
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Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
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So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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