its not stalking. its research.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Randomize
