we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
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U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
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Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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