If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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