Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
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You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
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You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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