going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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