Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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