I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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