Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
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