I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
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Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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