return my video game
I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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