3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
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Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
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Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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