I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
where does the pee come out of this thing
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
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You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
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I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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