I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Holy shit dude........stairs
Randomize
