My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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