He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
two words...techno handjob
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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