someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
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Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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