nut hugger
I can tuck mytits in my pants
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
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i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
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Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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