Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
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He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
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I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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