I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I need moral support for this bender
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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