Have you finally orgasmed yet?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
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Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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