what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
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You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
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WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
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