there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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