Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
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i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
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I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
i need some magic done to my vagina
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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