Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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