Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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