I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
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Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
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if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
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