He is such a slut. More and more my type.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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