areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
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Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
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I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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