ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
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Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
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You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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