brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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