D3 body, D1 cock
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
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I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
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I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
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