Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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